this is what one instance of a family looked like
please note margot, second from left. (i know i know paltrow is a lemon now but jeez this was ten years ago. a boy can crush)
most dads are not tenenbaums. here’s one such dad.
now, how will you spend a whole fucking weekend with this guy? beer.
baste your turkey in beer, add some porter to your potatoes (they’ll taste better, i swear), make gravy with an ale and screw pie make beer battered apple slices (or fruit of choice).
and keep it away from him lest he stab your sister again.